Thirsty Thursday is a beautiful thing for all of the college students out there, for all of the slacker employees out there and for those of us who just can not wait until Friday rolls around. This Thursday try something from the vault, the HYPER VIPER! This is how you are going to make this drink rock your world. Head out to the local bodega, liquor store, your mom’s fridge, etc and pick up a King Cobra 40oz. If they do not carry King Cobra then your liquor store is probably too high brow for most of us. In that case any 40oz will do.

Next up! Throw a SPARKS energy/malt liquor drink in your shopping cart. If your liquor store does not carry sparks find another alcoholic energy drink. If alcoholic energy drinks are not legal where you live then pick up a monster energy drink or something.

Instructions: Drink half of your 40oz at a fast pace. Once half of the 40oz has gone down, poor in an entire sparks. Turn up and down once to mix well. You will now have a beverage that tastes like an Orange Julius, that will give you enough energy to run a marathon and it will get you wicked fucked up on the CHEAP!

Disclaimer: Try at your own risk. Everyone has a different tolerance.

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Over the years I have given this tutorial about 100 times to kids in the shop and now I can tell them to watch the video, because there are actually quite a few steps even though it is very easy. My good friend Kenji Nakayama showed me how to cut multi-layer stencils a long time ago, and without giving away all of his secrets, here’s the Diet Coke Light version. If you don’t have Photoshop, you can download a legal trial version here. As for supplies and what not, Kenji recommends regular computer paper, not pizza boxes or any bullshit like that. This isn’t some crappy scissor cut shit that you slap up on the streets to make a statement, this is some gallery hanging art-type shit. You need a regular thin paper so it doesn’t tear and that way you can get the finest cuts. Also, pick up a cutting mat, and an X-Acto Knife with plenty of blades. Dull blades tear stencils and after cutting for 7 hours you might end up taking the blade to your arm if you tear a stencil. Good luck, be patient and if you get frustrated walk away. This is supposed to be fun, not work!

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