Vermont prison inmate pranks the state police

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I’m sure this is already all over the internet but… I couldn’t resist being a dog lover and giant Star Wars geek. I’ll probably watch the Super Bowl just for this commercial.

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Rumor has it Ryan Gosling attended one of the American Nightmare (Give Up The Ghost) reunion shows. If you are unfamiliar with American Nightmare, 1. see the video below 2. purchase a copy of “Background Music” 3. If you are into hardcore then do some research and don’t admit that you have no idea who AN is! Anyways…He went to a show where he would seem very out of place in the crowd (see below), someone recognized him and now there is a tribute Tumblr HERE which is so hilarious and a “RYAN” hardcore hoodie for sale HERE. What will they think of next?!?!?

This is the jam and the video is funny as shit!

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If you thought tickle me Elmo was all the rage a few years back then just wait until you hear CHRISTIAN DUBSTEP~! Even a drug fueled culture can be cleansed by the lord! If you don’t believe me, check out the hilarious comments below! Yes folks, this is real and available online here.

THIS IS THE WORLD’S WORST DUBSTEP I HAVE EVER HEARD. THE CREATORS OF THIS SHOULD DEFINITELY BE CONDEMED TO HELL AND ALL THOSE TRYING TO FOLLOW THIS AWFUL,TERRIBLE,POOR,UNCONSIDERATE, style. SHOULD DIE. Jesus told me that in my prayers.

This is absolutely ridiculous. Not only is this not dubstep, but the gratuitous use of horrible autotune, terrible composition, and unedcucated mastering makes this an awful, awful creation. If jesus was real he’d tell you not to listen to this garbage. A word of advice to those who put out this ‘album’: seek another hobby.

For a long time, I’ve been talking with friends about the lack of Christ in rave culture. This album, and all of WOW records catalog, fills that void. As ravers, we party non stop til the break of dawn. We get a little sideways (sometimes a lot), but we do it all in honor of our lord and savior, JC. So, having a catalog of fresh dubstep anthems that share that feeling of salvation is a major blessing. When we’re rolling or trippin, we often talk about JC, his life, his love. We talk about our lord who art in heaven, and all of the angels, and saints, and our man in the Vatican with his killer wardrobe and hat collection. And, as I’m sure many ravers have done for a long time, we talk about the lack of Christ in Rave. Now, we don’t have to wait. We can party on, and give praise to the lord. Amen.

This pretty much sums up my day:

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I kind of didn’t even want to report this story because Fox News holds about as much clout with me as the God Hates Fags people, but since this involves hilarious comments turned memes, I figured, why not? Read More

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Rick Perry makes George Bush look like a National Merit Scholar. Shouldn’t someone just take him by the hand and gingerly lead him back to Texas where he will be removed from his position of Governor and sat in a pretty field of daisies for his elder years? Read More