
Merry Christmas You Filthy Animals
Another Christmas is upon us and I was about something super profound, but I figured awesome youtube videos were a lot easier/ waaay better. SO here you go!

Another Christmas is upon us and I was about something super profound, but I figured awesome youtube videos were a lot easier/ waaay better. SO here you go!

Don’t let yourself end up on YouTube this 4th of July! Fireworks should not be inserted or shot out of your ass.
I guarantee you every man who steps up to this double urinal says to his friend “Watch this…” and then helicopters his pee into both urinals as fast as possible with most of his urine hitting that crack right in the middle…
Anyone who has ever challenged me at a game of ping pong has seen how nasty I get on the court. Only Papa Simon has ever taken me down
Today, River and I took a trip to CVS to buy some nourishment. While we were standing there, two girls walked in and one of them had some unfortunate marks on her badonkadonk.
It’s Saturday night, the booze is flowing, and all of you have camcorders (at least on your phone). Have fun and film it!