You want to be a mother fucking superstar? Find yourself the oldest surviving human with Progeria, add a weird haircutted hottie in her panties and look like Travis Barker after a plane crash. (too soon?) Anyways, thanks to my man EVOKER for sending this our way. Here’s some of my favorite moments in screenshots!

I don’t know why my name is checked off on this wall but I’m still alive so maybe it’s all good?

Good to see this guy with Progeria is still alive and kicking!

Fuck…this is like the coolest song I ever heard in my whole life…all up in tha interweb…WORLDWIDE!”