How to get over a cold | 9 Simple Steps! | including masturbation and pot!
1. Blow your nose as much as possible. The mucus in your head doesn’t want to stay in your head. Your head fucking sucks. It is a mucus cesspool and all that mucus curses the day it was born. Get it the fuck out. I usually keep a 32oz empty Gatorade bottle next to me [...]











