Letters to myself while stoned: WALMART

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HOLY SHIT! CAPITALISM CAN BECOME COMMUNISM! PEEP GAME…IF WE ALL KEEP SHOPPING AT WAL-MART THEN WAL-MART WILL KEEP ENTERING NEW MARKETS. SO IF THEY SEE A HOLE IN THE CELL PHONE MARKET, THEN THEY WILL START SELLING CELL PHONES. THEY SEE A HOLE IN THE GROCERY MARKET THEY START SELLING GROCERIES. SOON WE ARE ALL PRODUCING GOODS TO BE SOLD AT WAL-MART, SO TECHNICALLY WE ARE WORKING FOR WAL-MART. THEN ALL OF OUR PAYCHECKS GO TO THE ONLY BUSINESS LEFT IN THE COUNTRY WAL-MART (WAL-MART PHONE CO., WAL-MART ELECTRIC & GAS, WAL-MART WATER CO., WAL-MART GROCERY STORE, WAL-MART CARS?!?!. SO NOW WAL-MART IS A TRUE MONOPOLY AND THEY WILL CONTROL THE COSTS OF GOODS, THE COSTS OF PRODUCTION, AND HOW MUCH WE GET PAID. SO DOES THAT MAKE WAL-MART A DICTATOR? FUCK I AM TOO STONED TO FIGURE ALL THIS OUT BUT I KNOW IT ISN’T GOOD.

  • http://porno timishoe

    fuck yea that makes hella sense thy already work with china to have goods made for no joke less then a dollar a day for chinese workers! the walmartcalpse is comming!

  • DYNNE

    It’s sad but we’re doing it to ourselves. People love saving money. I always see Lexuses and BMWs in the parking lot. And for reference, many Wal-Mart employees get paid nothing in a sense that they are only given enough to live, not save and provide a better life for themselves later on.

    I gotta get into the shop and get the Made in China T before it runs out. Kerry, you got any left?

  • Kerry

    I have some of those Made in China’s left for sure. I think people are more and more aware of this problem because since the recession shit started I have been selling teh crap out of that shirt.